JasonKoivu

At 40, I thought I was finally mature enough to read Heather Has Two Mommies. I was wrong.

The whole time I was hoping Heather's mommies would make out. They're both milf material, especially if Mommie Kate just lost that vest and mullet. But alas, no luck. There wasn't even any nudity, besides a little side-boob action when Mommie Jane went to the doctor's. Sex hardly plays a part in this book at all. There's mention of the womb with a short description, for which I was thankful. Sperm is briefly alluded to, but what it is and where it comes from remain a mystery! Look, I don't need a lesson in how babies are made. When I was about 6 years old, my slightly older cousin explained to me, "The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina and pees." So I've got it all figured out...though why my wife never gets pregnant, I don't know. Maybe it's because of all those bladder infections. Anyhow, this book could've been a good deal more instructional!

Other than that, it's solid literature and the illustrations are fine. Well, I say "fine", but I do have a problem with the way Heather's dog is drawn. It looks more like a coyote than a house pet and so now that's the story I want to read, how Heather ended up with a coyote for a pet!